Alas it is TikTok no more, around 9pm on Deadline Day the no-mark that is Todd Cantwell joined Blackburn Rovers, bringing to an end his crusade against Celtic.
Over the course of 18 months he promised much, bossed the internet in his only tiny mind before leaving with a whimper after being battered into submission by Greg Taylor and Callum McGregor.
No more will we be laughing away at the keyboard warrior who duped the bears into touting the failed Norwich starlet as a £40m export, in the week that Matt O’Riley was sold for £28m ad Mikey Johnston for £3m it seems that around £500,000 was spent to take TikTok to the bright lights of Ewood Park.
With a significant pay cut required in his weekly wage it would be a shock if Cantwell didn’t negotiate a significant pay off on his way out of Murray Park.
Bye bye TikTok Todd🫵😭 https://t.co/2oBlksGmLQ pic.twitter.com/zXPaTKE6O0
— rayyan (@Rayyan_67) August 30, 2024
There really are too many highlights to list them all. Denying Reo Hatate a water bottle during a defeat at Hampden is up there with the best moments- that act certainly convinced any doubting bears that their blue ribbon wearing warrior ‘got it’ and hated Selik as much as Billy, Gordy, Stewarty and Roscco.
His last ‘performance’ in the cherished blue jersey was in the Scottish Cup Final in May. After being fouled by Taylor he was substituted by Phil Clement then booked for shouting abuse from the touchline as he took the Walk of Shame in front of his adoring fans before taking his place in the dug-out.
Former Norwich team-mate Adam Idah was the hero of the day with Cantwell grabbed by the neck by his manager with another fake Hard Man act as he confronted assistant referee David Roome at the final whistle. Roome, a good friend of Bobby Madden is a bigger bear than Tik Tok will ever be.
Hopefully there is a staunch Instagram message from Cantwell, hopefully there is a way back for the C-list influencer once Clement is emptied and the next Revolution gets underway.
UPDATE- the staunch Farewell ‘a different Rangers’ yeah, we know that mate
🗣️ “I signed for a different Rangers than the one I left.”
Todd Cantwell takes to Instagram with a further farewell message 👀 pic.twitter.com/Ah1vK6gJto
— The Rangers Review (@RangersReview55) August 31, 2024
Check this! A guy that sold at below £500k transfrmkt had £8.5mill
Matt O’Riley was less apparently. What happened in last few days? pic.twitter.com/oiRIWrAKNL
— PJ (@PJGreenanwhite) August 30, 2024
Perfect timing 😂😂😂 best player in Scotland has been sold for 500 grand 😂😂 https://t.co/VkKpt2LphB
— Al 1888 (@BigAl188888) August 30, 2024
These have all aged well, eh? 😂 pic.twitter.com/e2290vBOkG
— 🍔 Gastro Celtic 🍀 (@Gastro_Celtic) August 30, 2024
Goodnight, sweet Princess.🥰 pic.twitter.com/DQkQCn2nlo
— Swed (@Swedleypops) August 30, 2024
Yes you heard it right, Todd Cantwell is different cause he has blonde hair… 🫣😂 pic.twitter.com/jhpMh4VjfS
— EPL Bible (@EPLBible) August 31, 2024
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by Valentine's day massacre
Those loyal scoops at the daily Record sports dept ,are still trying to polish an old steaming ,smelling turd as the ‘ Toddler ‘ leaves determined to tell the truth about his failure in Govanland . Mr Young ,he of the deputy kind , has added on another £ 100 thousand pounds to Cantwell’s cheap departure fee to £600 thousand pounds rather than £500 thousand pounds ….Uber loyal to the cause and the end ! The rag Record were stating the other day that the ex Ibroxland troublemaker was off for a ‘ 6 figure sum ‘ . Everything and anything to keep it’s pet project in a good ,safe light to it’s dozens of readers … SCOTLAND’S CHAMPION!