Not a parody- Sky Sports get confident Ibrox fan to preview Sunday’s Derby!

Sky Sports News have dug up an absolute cracker in Ricki to represent Ibrox fan media to discuss Sunday’s Glasgow Derby- Ricki has full faith in Phil Clement to put Celtic in their place led by the legend that is Cyriel Dessers.

New podcasts seem to spring up on a monthly basis as staunch bears decide to share the pain and misery that they’ve been through over the last 12 years.

Ricki looks like he overdone it on holiday in Magaluf as he tried to blank out the memories of last season only to see James Tavernier still wearing the armband for the disappointing Champions League exit to Dinamo Kiev.

Since 2016 Rikki has lived through a variety of doomed Revolutions! but hope seems to follow adversity as loyal bears cling onto the belief that one day they’ll be in a packed stadium to see their club crowned as Scottish champions. The bears haven’t been inside Ibrox since May.

As recently as April many were planning title winning parties after the post split fixture at Celtic Park, unfortunately Clement only produced a Moral Victory to join the junk cluttering up the Ibrox ‘Trophy’ Room.

Ricki clearly reached for the Deludemol as he was given his big chance to launch a media career, perhaps radio is a better medium for his rugged good looks.

He could have tried to come over as nice and balanced but went full on paranoid as he explained that the last three matches were really close but decided by VAR and red cards. Given another few seconds the SNP and the Vatican could have been thrown into the answer with both apparently calling the shots inside the SFA.

At home to Dinamo Kiev  Dessers was getting slaughtered by the fans inside Hampden, now after scoring against St Johnstone and Ross County he has legendary status and a place in the Hall of Fame alongside Tavernier and Lee McCulloch already reserved.

While Rikki indulges in the Battle Fever Phil Clement is facing upto a long season with his hands tied by the over indulgence given to Micky Beale and Giovanni van Bronckhorst while they were in charge at Ibrox before their autumn sackings.

This month Ben Davies is the only player to have gone out on loan, others like Todd Cantwell, Rabbi Matondo, Kieran Dowell and Scott Wright are holding fire until tomorrow for maximum pay offs while A Proper Football Manager tries to scramble some loan deals in ahead of the transfer window closing.

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