Ally McCoist Archives

The cheeky chappie is full of gags and banter when he is watching any English side in action, last night he stopped just short of ‘Ah’ll tell you this boy’ with his appearance increasingly matching the Govan street philosopher made famous by Gregor Fisher in the eighties.

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Alan Brazil brilliantly trolls fearful McCoist as Ibrox implodes

by Editor February 26, 2025

All this on top of a Scottish Cup defeat from Queens Park. February 2025 could well run February 2012 closely in terms of hilarity when historians look back and compared the deaths of two football clubs.

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Hurting and Angry- watch Ally McCoist breakfast time meltdown

by Editor February 24, 2025

Two and a half years into the journey McCoist bailed out, taking a year on gardening leave as the debts piled up with no legacy in terms of young players emerging away from the pressure of playing in the top flight.

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McCoist finally surfaces and admits that his sons have walked away from Ibrox

by Editor February 12, 2025

Every possible piece of spin is applied to matters at Ibrox but a Scottish Cup defeat at home to Queens Park is on a par with McCoist’s defeats to Alloa, Raith Rovers, Queen of the South, Stirling Albion, Peterhead, Annan Athletic and Forfar.

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Paranoid McCoist lets the mask slip

by Editor December 20, 2024

Across most European countries at least one red card would have been issued, Beaton has never been near a top UEFA or FIFA competition despite being the Golden Boy of the SFA, taking charge of three of the five Glasgow Derbies this year.

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McCoist in denial as he labels Clement’s side as Simply The Worst

by Editor September 6, 2024

While McCoist passes judgement on others there is no doubt that he was the worst manager in the history of both clubs with cup defeats to Falkirk, Alloa, Raith Rovers, Queen of the South, Inverness Caley Thistle and Forfar on his CV alongside Malmo and Maribor.

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‘I’m genuinely devastated’ ‘That’s not Rangers’ ‘it breaks my heart’ – McCoist fears the worst for his old club

by Editor August 19, 2024

We’re not even playing our home games at Ibrox now. The fans, I’ve seen it in the last couple of games – there’s big gaps at Hampden. That’s not Rangers. That’s not where Rangers should be.

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Watch the full McCoist meltdown as he switches into paranoia mode

by Editor May 29, 2024

The incompetence of our officials is nothing short of ridiculous. It is bordering on embarrassing to tell you the truth.

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If it was Liverpool or Manchester United he’d be out a job but TNT Sports give McCoist their full backing

by Editor April 4, 2024

Last night there was no apology or explanation from TNT Sports as they introduced McCoist to their viewers, the seriousness of his Hate promise can be gauged by his hurried decision not to go to Ibrox on Sunday.

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SNP Councillor shames McCoist into Walking Away

by Editor April 3, 2024

Being off duty on Sunday McCoist was looking forward to being at Ibrox for the visit of Celtic, normally the complete professional when he is on air he couldn’t resist sharing his intentions to join in the songs of hate that are ingrained into the matchday experience at Ibrox.