The Turkish media is like the Record on steroids. Churning out feel good stories for gullible fans to lap up that their club are serious movers and shakers.
With honest Willie Collum the chief enabler. His bestie is Gordon Duncan of Radio Clyde and Sky Sports, he can count on David Dickinson, Greg Aitken, Andrew Dallas, Nick Walsh, John Beaton and a dozen back-ups that know the route to the top in Scottish refereeing.