Ibrox Archives

Since the Ibrox club and their messengers launched a three week campaign of squealing against Auston Trusty their club has enjoyed an incredible run of favourable decisions.Willie Collum and his SFA enablers have risen to the task with decisions that have matched the two 60 plus runs of matches under…

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Ibrox- That Sinking Feeling

by Editor October 23, 2025

Longer term plans around stadium expansion with the preferred option to drop pitch which would add in roughly 4000 seats. No time scales given and all options still being explored.

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The specky doughnut of Ibrox goes viral

by Editor October 19, 2025

Eventually a steward turns up to confront the angry bear, instantly he is called a nut-job. Soon he is called a doughnut, as the trek up the stairs and out the stadium begins he is turned into a specky doughnut!

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We need them so much- Russell Martin pleads with Ibrox fans not to Walk Away

by Editor August 20, 2025

Martin is incredibly detached from reality, loving life in his little bubble and using a media conference to reassure his mum that he is really enjoying his new job working with the angry and abusive Sweaties.

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‘Huge profit’ ‘Going to Chelsea?’ ‘gazillionaires to spend’ Ibrox spin machine torn apart over Jefte windfall

by Editor August 15, 2025

News of the deal comes from the most loyal of sources, the Rangers Review who broke news of interest from Chelsea in the same player during the January transfer window.

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Desperate plea made with Ibrox fans to avoid UEFA Stand closure

by Editor July 22, 2025

In response to the displaying of the racist and/or discriminatory banner at the Fenerbahce game, the club can confirm that it is in the process of issuing lifetime bans to the individuals responsible.

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Paranoid Ibrox fans build their dossier after John Brown’s corruption fine

by Editor June 20, 2025

The most rapid and paranoid elements of the Ibrox support, ie: 90% of those online, have started to compile a dossier to justify John Brown’s corruption claim made against Nick Walsh while appearing on ‘Rangers TV’. Monday to Friday Walsh dedicates his life to the education and fitness needs of…

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Out of the asylum- Clyde SSB Special on the great Ibrox takeover

by Editor June 2, 2025

No questions were asked about why there was no media conference, no RTV interviews with the new owners. No price given for the sale of the shares, the names of the sellers wasn’t revealed but they have achieved the magic number of 51%, somehow.

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Yanks Go Home? Ibrox Takeover Consortium posted AWOL

by Editor May 4, 2025

Cavenagh was pictured at Celtic Park in March but going on for 8.30pm on matchday the Record and STV have yet to carry any gushing stories of how much the lads from the 49GERS enjoyed the 1-1 draw at Ibrox this afternoon.

Rodgers puts the boot in to serial losers and their cheerleaders

by Editor May 2, 2025

And if you come up short quite a lot, then it can be a challenge for you and to justify that with your supporters. But as I said, I’m a traditionalist.