Longer term plans around stadium expansion with the preferred option to drop pitch which would add in roughly 4000 seats. No time scales given and all options still being explored.
Eventually a steward turns up to confront the angry bear, instantly he is called a nut-job. Soon he is called a doughnut, as the trek up the stairs and out the stadium begins he is turned into a specky doughnut!
Martin is incredibly detached from reality, loving life in his little bubble and using a media conference to reassure his mum that he is really enjoying his new job working with the angry and abusive Sweaties.
News of the deal comes from the most loyal of sources, the Rangers Review who broke news of interest from Chelsea in the same player during the January transfer window.
In response to the displaying of the racist and/or discriminatory banner at the Fenerbahce game, the club can confirm that it is in the process of issuing lifetime bans to the individuals responsible.
The most rapid and paranoid elements of the Ibrox support, ie: 90% of those online, have started to compile a dossier to justify John Brown’s corruption claim made against Nick Walsh while appearing on ‘Rangers TV’.
Monday to Friday Walsh dedicates his life to the education and fitness needs of…
No questions were asked about why there was no media conference, no RTV interviews with the new owners. No price given for the sale of the shares, the names of the sellers wasn’t revealed but they have achieved the magic number of 51%, somehow.
Cavenagh was pictured at Celtic Park in March but going on for 8.30pm on matchday the Record and STV have yet to carry any gushing stories of how much the lads from the 49GERS enjoyed the 1-1 draw at Ibrox this afternoon.
And if you come up short quite a lot, then it can be a challenge for you and to justify that with your supporters. But as I said, I’m a traditionalist.
Kingmakers and red carpets- Daily Record secures ringside seat for secret summit to Ibrox ‘takeover’
Despite his off the radar wealth it seems that Cavenagh is a team player, linking up with 49ers Enterprises to buy some shares in the troubled Ibrox club before performing boardroom gymnastics to reach 51% of the shares.