The specky doughnut of Ibrox goes viral

One angry bear allowed his emotions to go too far during the draw with Dundee United at Ibrox.

When you video yourself being led away by a specky doughnut it really is time to sit down and take stock.

Rubbing salt into his wounds the angry fan missed the 87th minute equaliser from James Tavernier.

FANS IN CONTROL

Having chased Russell Martin out of the club a fortnight ago it seems that the angry fans feel that they are in control.

It used to be that the club would just appoint as manager whoever is flavour of the month on message boards.

That process brought Giovanni van Bronckhorst and Micky Beale to the club. Two years ago Frank Lampard was rejected by fans. With Coventry City at the top of the Championship some bears are having second thoughts on that snap judgement.

After the hope of a 1-0 first half lead against Dundee United, reality returned in the second half.

Midway through the second period the visitors pushed into a 2-1 lead. That seemed to be breaking point for yer man with the phone on video mode.

Everyone, anyone was getting it.

For no reason other than sitting watching the match Danilo was getting it from the angry bear. Picking up £40,000 a week the Brazilian striker won’t be losing any sleep.

Next up was Moose-cat which is presumably Kevin VMuscat, the latest manager to knock back the manager’s job at Ibrox.

Soon he was on about the Directors sitting there in their hire archy. Probably attempting to sound intelligent and reference the club hierarchy.

THE SLOW, PAINFUL EXIT

Eventually a steward turns up to confront the angry bear, instantly he is called a nut-job. Soon he is called a doughnut, as the trek up the stairs and out the stadium begins he is turned into a specky doughnut!

The swearies became more frequent as the top of the stairs approached the angry bear didn’t seem to get much backing from his fellow fans.

Seated in the centre of the Main Stand at Ibrox are the most docile of bears. Old school fans that can vividly remember the tainted trophies that provided the old club with nine successive title wins.

It is now five months since the bears got to celebrate a home win in the SPFL Premiership.

Stevie Smith is the fourth man in charge of the team this year.

A quarter of the way into the new season the 49GERS have the same amount of points as St Mirren, Falkirk and Dundee.

There are more problems at Ibrox than one angry bear and a specky doughnut.