Watch as The Gers TV Brains Trust discuss the Arab or American takeover

Viewers to The Gers TV have been given outline details of why their club is primed for a takeover by wealthy Arab or American ‘investors’.

In their miserable 12 year of existence the club founded by Charles Green has yet to register a profit with characters like Mike Ashley, Dave King, Douglas Park and John Bennett keeping the lights on in a bid to Stoape Selik.

Since reaching the top flight in 2016 James Tavernier under a succession of managers has watched the hoops win 19 of the 24 trophies available with the Tribute Act edging St Johnstone out for the other five.

Back in May, CEO James Bisgrove did a runner after less than a year in the job leaving Executive Chairman Bennett to trim £10m off the wagebill, rebuild Ibrox and keep the bears sweet by delivering success on the pitch.

Last Saturday at Hampden around 20,000 fans paid to watch a cup tie with St Johnstone with the official attendance still undeclared.

Despite all that one of the more knowledgeable bears outlined why their troubled club is an outstanding investment opportunity based largely around being debt free (tell that to Bennett who is neck deep for £13m) with the goldmines that are New Edmiston House, My Gers, G51 Sports Bar (due to open January 2024), Soccer Academy, Woman’s Team B team producing profits round the click.

It seems that rich Arabs will be outbidding each other to get their hands on the Magic Money Tree from Govan.

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After crashing out of the Champions League last week the reported arrival of two boats carrying steel has provided the Gullible & Deluded with fresh hope that the good days are around the corner.

With a week left in the transfer window Phil Clement is still working with the serial losers that he wants to sell with the exceptions of Sam Lammers and Connor Goldson.

No interest has been expressed in the expensive misfits with Clement joining in a cringeworthy bouncy with those players in front of 300 Union Bears following the iconic win over St Johnstone.

Without a run to the final of the Europa League, Champions League participation or significant player sales last season’s losses are expected to be well over £10m.

For four years Dave King has been trying to sell off his worthless shares with only the Gullibles at Club 1872 prepared to ‘invest’.

Earlier this week the club signed off on compensation to Elite Sports for breaking a contract signed in 2018, with another hole in the budget for the 24/25 season it looks like being a long bleak winter filled with share issues to keep the lights on for the lads at The Gers TV.